today's funny...

MOMMY: "Marissa where are you? You hiding in the bar having a drink?"

MARISSA: "Phew..no mommy, I'm in the bathroom - I don't like beer, but maybe when I'm 4 I will."

MOMMY: "HA! You mean 40?"

MARISSA: "HA! Oh yeah - 40 mommy"

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Lately, Marissa has been telling jokes (which are not actual jokes), for example she'll say "Knock, Knock" [who's there?] "Chocolate Syrup" [chocolate syrup who?] "Chocolate Syrup Bufa (fart)". Another example, "Why The Mask Cross The Light?" [why?] "Cause It's A Drum". - I know, I don't get it either, but it makes me laugh nonetheless.

Here's the latest:

MARISSA: "Daddy you're like a bottle of wine"

DADDY: "What?!"

MARISSA: "I'll drink you up - HA!HA!HA!" ~ don't trip - it's only water in her glass ~